I'm a Mormon.

Thursday, September 10, 2015

I Want Answers, Please.

Some questions I have for the population in general:

Will I ever actually feel like an adult? 

Or will I always feel like a person who is slightly more adult than the people younger than me and slightly less adult than the people older than me?

How do I become a person who helps rate movies?

Is that a profession or is that on a volunteer basis?

Who is the gingerbread man talking about in Shrek? WHO IS MARRIED TO THE MUFFIN MAN?

How are new cake/cookie/brownie/etc recipes invented?

Is there a group of people trying different measurements of all the ingredients to see what works best?

If so, how do I become a taste tester for them?

What is the best way to clean blinds?

Has anyone actually bought that long distance pillow that supposedly lights up when it's partner pillow is being used?

If so, does it actually work?

Does everybody but me seem to know about the stock market?

If so, how did I miss that?

Did you all go to a class and learn about it?

Was I too busy binge watching The Office on Netflix?




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